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What the hell, this didnt make any sense whatsoever and what the hell does your comment say? "This guy really looks like that in real life i swear to god." What guy?? That jerk off badly drawn dochue in this shit movie? I'm so confused I don't know where to begin... well actually I do know where to begin, I'll start by voting shit on this movie, which is an insult to flash and doesnt make any sense. Then I'll go and try to forget this horrible lump of data waste. Half of newgrounds storage space is being used up by bad movies that no one likes except their creators! Oh and SOUND... Sound is a good thing. Sound is half the movie going experience nowadays. This is technically only half a movie, and really its shit if you try to find content or story. What does it offer? Nothing... maybe you can sell this to retarded perverts and see what price they'll pay if you let them jrk off to it.
Author's Response:
Wow...buddy you're so full of anger. what doesnt make sense?? the fact that you cant get a girl friend ever or the fact that your life sucks worse then this movie?? I didnt make it for you , so go kill yourself you loser.
If you think you're sooooo good then make a better flash u moron..id like to see what kind of Bullshit you come up with.
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Your not supposed to do promotional gimmicks for websites, and that's what this is. See how the big yellow letters say "PLAY THIS GAME!!!" Well I did not get to play a game when I clicked it. Just a slide show of some art that if I had wanted to see I would have gone to his site. Just leave the link of the site in the boards. We'll go to the site and ooh and ahh there.
Newgrounds is for Flash movies and games, not slide shows that show web art from a site. That's promoting the site! dont do it here!
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"I couldn't even get thru teh loading screen"
Well, since I have never met you in person I can only use this movie as a credible comparison to how you must be if I met you at a ball game or in teh park. It was more obnoxious than a 5 year old poking me in the genitals with a wasp on a stick! The horrendous sound (I use the word sound because there is no way in my mind that I would consider that audible abomination music.) was peircing through my skull and causing my brain to boil! LOWER THE VOLUME ON YOUR DAMN SOUND!! Then to top it off I got an error message, about the script... This has never happened before... and before I new it my computer froze and I had to restart. I hate your movie and I hate you! RUINED MY DAY !!!! BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
dick. it worked perfectly on my computer before i sent it in. it had an error, but i fixed it. it was a 3.8 originally, but that damn bug knocked me down to a horrible 2.77... so the intro sound was a bad idea, PLEASE forgive me.
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I hit print and nothing happened, also the music made me feel sad.. BAD!
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My favorite part was when the guy was riding the skate board, cause I've never seen that in a flash movie before...
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Oh man this just made me realize how fucking funny it is too look at teh wall for 3 hours and wonder if chickens will ever acquire teh intelligence to become the ruling race of our world. THIS BLOWS DONKEY TITS!
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wow, you must really be a very smart person to stare at a wall for 3 hours!
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This had a 3.12 when I reviewed it... I put effort into my movies and the highest score I can achieve is a 3.60..... so I guess my movies are just .50 points better than this. I watched this movie about 6 times wondering if there was some kind of underlying secret to it... maybe an easter egg that when clicked showed some incredible flash animation. but no... I was dissappointed... My movies are pretty much the same as this movie based on the score. Why do I try so hard... why? Who am I trying to impress... I don't know I guess I should just give up...
Author's Response:
I just watched "Quadradic Formula = Fun!" which is a movie of yours for the other people reading this review. Now, you can't say you put any more effort into that than I did this. Ok, so you can draw slightly better than me... Thats about all your flash has over mine. You just happened to view one of my "not really caring" flash. Look at Parody of Se7en or Frank, FrankClock. THOSE took more effort than the "one" flash movie of your's I saw. All your flash movie had was weird guys dancing around to some Indian music... seriously. How much effort does it take to do that. NONE!
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I see the big letters..."WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!" in big yellow text. So is it too much to ask that I see a MOVIE upon clicking the link??? You know.. something I can sit back and watch and enjoy so that I can be entertained for a short while?? Not some stupid menu system for some shit thing that no one gives a shit and a half about!? SUBMIT MOVIES WITH PLOTS AND STORIES! Hence the word MOVIE, it doesn't say "Watch this shitty menu system" .......... But hey if you want criticism on the menu I have this to say. The ball doesn't look right when it bounces... Learn to bounce the fucking ball! BOUNCE THE FUCKING BALL BETTER!!! FUCK FUCK BADGER FUCK!!
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This is soooo original! Who are those characters, you must have designed them yourself I have never seen them any where else. Oh man and that song! Wow did you write that yourself!?? Awesome, man you rock steve! That was soooo good and original and just reeking of hardwork and dedication that I believe it brought a tear to my eye.
No wait... upon further investigation I realize that this is not original... no ... In fact it's not good ...and it sucks.... and it was pointless.. absolutely pointless in every possible way.
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Yea... this a good example of what happens to a movie when the author feels that 'plot' is not important. The guy gets angry... sooo he finds a random sharp metal shard, and thus embarks on an hour long bike ride bashing in the heads of the same 2 guys over and over again. The scene trying to be a 'spoof' I guess of Akira, another animated feature in which there is a PLOT and also lots of HARD WORK. This movie made me cry because I began to have visions of poor little beagle puppies being hurt in an alley in arizona somewhere. Yes it's true, viewing this was very traumatic, and makes me wonder if we're all the result of some odd sick twisted bet taken by god.
Author's Response:
errr if it wernt for people like me you wouldent have a Fucking life. so why dont YOU get OVER YOURSELF .Jesus. your not that great...you THINK that "Oh i have the internet i know how to type newgrounds.com in I can just judge other peoples movies because IM A FUCKING MORON"! why dont you kill yourself u little Geek.
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