Phantasmagoria-crow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Kung Fu 8]

Jurtheniam

How many stick fighting movies are going to be made ...

[Tree Shop Massacre]

hmm lol

Made me laugh... actually I think the lack of graphic quality and the way the audio wasn't that great is what made it funny. The voices of the first with glasses and the other guy who sounded indian were funny.

[Person of the Year]

gah

I can't believe I actually watched all that in its entirety... I must be going insane... or getting stupid. The flashing lights made me think of the angry gnomes who live on the sun and come down from time to time to blind me when I drive.... those bastards

[happy clown massacre 2]

.... Holy ass paddler!

!!?? EH... err... what!? what the hell!! What the hell man! I dont know if this is complete shit or absolute genius? I am uh .. I.. I dont know.... I need some coffee and I'll get back to you.

[Requiem of a Dr3am]

BAH!

Nooo! What the fuck! Why must you associate Requiem for a Dream with that clown!!?? It would have been hilarious had it been any other movie!!! Why Requiem!?? Why? WHY! I'll replace Requiem with James bond and play it out in my head.... (visualising) LOL HAHAHA That was hilarious!

Stomped responds:

Hahahaha
That was the Joke!
Hahaha
It doesnt have any sens!!!
But it ruleezz!
:)

[requiem:a tribute]

First of all...

Clock crew should just stick to making their dull flashes where random objects have clocks for faces. Second of all, this could have been better. Anyone who has seen Requiem for a Dream knows that it is a brutal intense artistic juggernaught of a film, that impacts everyone who sees it, less they be emotionally void. Your tribute wasn't really a tribute at all to me, just a lame recreation of a short fragment of the film. I think you could have put much more effort into it. This doesn't deserve to be affiliated with Requiem for a Dream.

TomatoClock responds:

first of all, the only reason you gave this a bad review is because of the fact that you have an extremely small penis. thats ok tho if your angry dont take it out on my movie. you can borrow my giant member anytime.....you can thank me later



p.s. fuck you

[WorldWar II 1944 preview]

OOooo

Looks really promising, especially D-day. Good luck, I'm sure you can make a great flash. Looking forward to the first episode.

[Smurfs: The Lost Episode]

!

Holy shit that was hilarious! Amazing job remaking those cameos. From southpark to Strongbad, it was all amazingly good.

[Flashers]

Hazza!

I've been waiting for a flash like this. Absolutely awesome... I'm proud to be a flasher!

[The Lord Of The Rings:CUT]

LOL!

The beginning was hilarious! The timing and images were pefect and made me laugh like a nut! Do more...