Phantasmagoria-crow's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Misadventures of...]

I couldn't even get thru teh loading screen

Well, since I have never met you in person I can only use this movie as a credible comparison to how you must be if I met you at a ball game or in teh park. It was more obnoxious than a 5 year old poking me in the genitals with a wasp on a stick! The horrendous sound (I use the word sound because there is no way in my mind that I would consider that audible abomination music.) was peircing through my skull and causing my brain to boil! LOWER THE VOLUME ON YOUR DAMN SOUND!! Then to top it off I got an error message, about the script... This has never happened before... and before I new it my computer froze and I had to restart. I hate your movie and I hate you! RUINED MY DAY !!!! BADGER!!!!!!!!!!!!

unBLAMmable responds:

dick. it worked perfectly on my computer before i sent it in. it had an error, but i fixed it. it was a 3.8 originally, but that damn bug knocked me down to a horrible 2.77... so the intro sound was a bad idea, PLEASE forgive me.

[Tenchi Muyo Wazzup]

HAHAHA

Oh man this just made me realize how fucking funny it is too look at teh wall for 3 hours and wonder if chickens will ever acquire teh intelligence to become the ruling race of our world. THIS BLOWS DONKEY TITS!

Luke-Harris responds:

wow, you must really be a very smart person to stare at a wall for 3 hours!

[Do Teh Dew]

Oh god

This had a 3.12 when I reviewed it... I put effort into my movies and the highest score I can achieve is a 3.60..... so I guess my movies are just .50 points better than this. I watched this movie about 6 times wondering if there was some kind of underlying secret to it... maybe an easter egg that when clicked showed some incredible flash animation. but no... I was dissappointed... My movies are pretty much the same as this movie based on the score. Why do I try so hard... why? Who am I trying to impress... I don't know I guess I should just give up...

Frank2982 responds:

I just watched "Quadradic Formula = Fun!" which is a movie of yours for the other people reading this review. Now, you can't say you put any more effort into that than I did this. Ok, so you can draw slightly better than me... Thats about all your flash has over mine. You just happened to view one of my "not really caring" flash. Look at Parody of Se7en or Frank, FrankClock. THOSE took more effort than the "one" flash movie of your's I saw. All your flash movie had was weird guys dancing around to some Indian music... seriously. How much effort does it take to do that. NONE!

[Mr.McDeath]

errr

Yea... this a good example of what happens to a movie when the author feels that 'plot' is not important. The guy gets angry... sooo he finds a random sharp metal shard, and thus embarks on an hour long bike ride bashing in the heads of the same 2 guys over and over again. The scene trying to be a 'spoof' I guess of Akira, another animated feature in which there is a PLOT and also lots of HARD WORK. This movie made me cry because I began to have visions of poor little beagle puppies being hurt in an alley in arizona somewhere. Yes it's true, viewing this was very traumatic, and makes me wonder if we're all the result of some odd sick twisted bet taken by god.

SqEE-Ugh responds:

errr if it wernt for people like me you wouldent have a Fucking life. so why dont YOU get OVER YOURSELF .Jesus. your not that great...you THINK that "Oh i have the internet i know how to type newgrounds.com in I can just judge other peoples movies because IM A FUCKING MORON"! why dont you kill yourself u little Geek.

[True Zelda Sing Along]

Hate to burst your bubble

But you version fucking sucked too. Infact the song played over the credits had better sound quality than the main song. Wasn't good... stop saying other movies suck when yours aren't that good either.

psychojester responds:

LoL actually it was just set to a diffrent way to turn on so I didnt have to make it 20000 frames for that part, stupid fuck. But you dont even tell me if its better or worse. Plus that is the original version of the song and can't get much better. Also I am happy that you didnt want to burst my bubble, though you are retarted for calling that action that phrase.

[Requiem of a Dr3am]

BAH!

Nooo! What the fuck! Why must you associate Requiem for a Dream with that clown!!?? It would have been hilarious had it been any other movie!!! Why Requiem!?? Why? WHY! I'll replace Requiem with James bond and play it out in my head.... (visualising) LOL HAHAHA That was hilarious!

Stomped responds:

Hahahaha
That was the Joke!
Hahaha
It doesnt have any sens!!!
But it ruleezz!
:)

[requiem:a tribute]

First of all...

Clock crew should just stick to making their dull flashes where random objects have clocks for faces. Second of all, this could have been better. Anyone who has seen Requiem for a Dream knows that it is a brutal intense artistic juggernaught of a film, that impacts everyone who sees it, less they be emotionally void. Your tribute wasn't really a tribute at all to me, just a lame recreation of a short fragment of the film. I think you could have put much more effort into it. This doesn't deserve to be affiliated with Requiem for a Dream.

TomatoClock responds:

first of all, the only reason you gave this a bad review is because of the fact that you have an extremely small penis. thats ok tho if your angry dont take it out on my movie. you can borrow my giant member anytime.....you can thank me later



p.s. fuck you

[{{CLOX}}]

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Brings a tear to my eye.

dandandan4 responds:

IT SHOULD.. BUT I GUESS THE TEAR PREVENTED YOU FROM HITTING TEH 5 BUTTON.... KTHXBAI.